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Denver/ˈdenvər/
urbandictionarydefinition:
"A term for female anatomy. Vagina, usually unshaven. Ex: She had a beautiful dripping Denver. " - I guess that's better than being called a dick.
May 28th
11:27 PM

I cannot keep up with myself.

Being a player is just too fun.

I’ve been fucked over by so many guys that it’s nice to “give back.”

I hate what religion has made God out to be. 
I believe in God, there’s no doubt for me. I just don’t think he’s as cruel as religious leaders say. 

I hate what religion has made God out to be. 

I believe in God, there’s no doubt for me. I just don’t think he’s as cruel as religious leaders say. 

May 27th
4:05 PM
Via
connuh:

who is u

connuh:

who is u

3:59 PM

My nipples are dark purple today.

Ah, they hurt so fucking bad and there is no way to escape the pain. :(

3:58 PM
Via
Want. 

Want. 

May 23rd
12:08 AM
Via
May 22nd
11:55 PM
Via

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

  • Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.